Psycho Shark (2009)

Okay, how do you set about talking about Psycho Shark? It's a film so bizarre, and I don't mean in a David Lynch or Takashi Miike deliberately bizarre sorta way, no; this film is just baffling. The closest I can come to describe it would be a Jess Franco movie channeled via The Blair Witch Project, made for a market that doesn't appreciate nudity, yet likes sexploitation... and possibly sharks. That's pretty much what this film is, a sexploitation shark movie with neither sex nor a shark... well there is a shark, but that's about 10 seconds of screen time from the 69 minutes of Franco-esque shots of inanimate objects... and the bikini-clad actresses enjoying the salty ocean waters.

Two young girls, Miki and Mai, travel to a seaside resort for a relaxing getaway. Mai hooks up with one of the locals and leaved Miki to her own devises. Mai stumbles upon a tape in their room, the tape is of three young girls who had come to the same resort for a good time. Turns out the handsome stranger Miki has hooked up with also hooked up with the previous batch of girls... and their home-movie documents a pretty bad ending for them. It's up to Miki to rescue her friend before she ends up like the previous guests.

As you can tell from the synopsis, there's no mention of a shark! There's a psycho, yes, but shark? Nuh-uh. What Psycho Shark actually is would best be described as a 15 minute short film stretched out to un-imaginable lengths with the same goddamn filler played over and over. Miki seems hell-bent on watching the videotape over and over again, watching a scene only to rewind and start again! It's infuriating to the point of hilarity.

Some viewers will be enamored with the leading ladies chest-sizes and non-stop jiggling, others will be wondering just why they do everything in their swimsuits. Others will be annoyed by the fact they don't actually take their bikini's off – not even when their in the shower! But most will be wondering 'where is the shark?”.  It's there alright, and only the most patient of viewer will be able to sit through this mind-numbingly goofy tale to bask in that long awaited sharks-ploitation! Having said that, it's so ridiculous in execution that it actually feels worth the wait!

Amidst all of the bouncing tits and ominous shots of the ocean, there's some very fetching cinematography here for those who like a beautiful composition to go with their over-spilling breasts. It's obviously a very low-budget feature, yet some shots are captured beautifully and give the film a professional sheen from time to time. It's all little too late however, had this been a 15 minute short-film it would have been a little treat, at nearly 70 minutes however, it's an endurance test, with the temptation to hit the fast-forward button growing with every replay of that damn found tape! Psycho Shark is one heck of a curio, and something of an experience that cult-fans will likely get a little kick from it, in that 'I survived Psycho Shark' sort of way. The creators of this film really deserve credit for somehow managing to find distribution outside of Japan! Sane people, avoid this like the plague!

Psycho Shark is available to buy now!

The Loner (2008)

The Korean horror genre is a love-it or hate-it affair for most, their reliance on black-haired ghosties got old 10 years ago; but they seem intent on further including them in their genre films. Few horror films stray from the formula set-up by break-out Korean horror Whispering Corridors in 1998; schoolgirls being haunted by a dead friend. Those that have strayed from the path have been greatly rewarded (Tales of Two Sisters, Acacia and Save the Green Planet spring to mind) but there are others that remain under-appreciated, such as Black House, Epitaph and Possessed (A.k.a Living Death) three such films deserving of more attention from Horror fans. The Loner however, tries it’s hardest to be different and manages to succeed… for the most part.

Life is tough for Su-na, her best friend kills herself after a humiliating public beat-down and her Uncle, Se-jin, is in love with Yoon-mi, a psychiatrist she can’t stand. The pressure drives Su-na into reclusion, or as her Uncle's missus calls it ‘Hikikomori’ – a Japanese term for shut-ins. As Su-na’s condition worsens, an imaginary friend and totally disregard for her own hygiene; it appears that Su-na is destined for the same fate as her friend unless Yoon-mi can help get to the bottom of her condition before her condition takes a violent turn not just for Su-na, but the whole household.

Where The Loner succeeds is where other genre entries have failed; is in its characterisation. The film is smartly paced and allows character development to mature naturally, Su-na’s condition doesn’t kick-in until the half-hour mark, that’s not to say its slow paced, as it’s far from it and there’s plenty going on within the narrative to keep viewers entertained as well as a few nasty shocks up its sleeve along the way. There’s obviously a big secret being kept from us, but it’s not hard to guess what it is, but thanks to the story revolving around three protagonists instead of one; the emotional level of the reveal hits harder than it would have if Su-na had been the story’s sole protagonist.

This is where the film eventually falls down. After the big reveal the films gets lost in itself and the final sprint to the ending feels exactly that; rushed. It’s not bad enough to ruin what happens before it, but with a little more thought on the finale maybe The Loner could have been a special little shocker, as is though it’s a worthwhile entry in an already uneven canon. Korean horror certainly has potential and maybe sometime soon we’ll see more classics in the vein of Tale of Two Sisters and Black House. Director Park Jae-sik shows a flare for some lush visuals and has a talent for creating a distressing atmosphere which points to a talent that may well go on to make something far superior to what’s seen here.

It’s disappointing that such a strong film manages to fumble the ball in the final third, but for fans of Korean horror this is well worth checking out. If you enjoyed other middle-tier genre entries like The Wig, A.P.T and Death Bell then you’ll find yourself entertained for the films duration, though the likelihood of frequent re-visits is unlikely; which is a shame as the first half of the film really is gripping stuff. Maybe next time Mr. Park; I for one will be interested in this directors future projects.

Sadly, The Loner is now out of print and has not been acquired for UK or US distribution as yet.

Accident (2009)

Hong Kong cinema has always been blessed with master craftsmen when it come to action, yet the pool started to run dry towards the millennium as the industry moved towards more audience friendly material and teen action films. However, there has been resurgence in violent Hong Kong films in the wake of Infernal Affairs and director Soi Cheang is the man responsible for one of modern Hong Kongs finest pieces of CAT III mayhem; Dog Bite Dog. It’s the no-holds barred shot of nihilism that hadn’t been seen since the late 80’s / early 90’s efforts but with the maturity and intelligence of modern Hong Kong films inspired by the success of Infernal Affairs. Needless to say it made him a man worth keeping an eye on.

His latest effort, Accident, couldn’t be more removed from the explosive violence seen in his career launcher but it’s an interesting change of direction for the talented director.  A group of professional assassins, lead by The Brain (Lois Koo), specialise in making their hits appear as accidents. When a job goes awry, he starts to question those around him and believing his identity has been compromised he sets out to find who set him up.
Accident is a pleasant surprise, a refreshing and excellently execute thriller that relies more on its overall story than just providing us with some thrilling set-pieces. Under Johnnie To’s production Soi Cheang has created a lean, tense and surprisingly powerful slice of Hong Kong cinema. The ‘accidents’ are elaborate and effective; imagine if you can Final Destination directed by Dante Lam and you’re on the right track. The first half of the film contains two thrilling set-pieces that really impress and leave you gripped as to where the film will take you, and that’s the films biggest plus-point; it’s unpredictable.

The second half resolves around The Brain’s obsession with finding out who set him up, it’s an all engulfing desire that eats him up and we see the once methodical assassin become sloppy as he descends deeper into his obsession. This half is slower than the first, but the tension is built beautifully and leads to a powerful and shattering finale. The film does require some suspension of belief during the finale, but I bought right into it and it proved to be a fantastic addition to an already overly impressive feature.

Louis Koo also left a positive impression on me, he shows a great deal of maturity as an actor here and as he’s in almost every frame of the film it’s integral that he got it right; and he does. The Brain is damaged goods, but Koo shows us the sensitive side to this cold-hearted man that gains our sympathy. We care for him, and we get caught up in his hunt for the truth, and this is the films greatest trick; making us believe what he believes and having us side with him and sweeping us up in his obsession.

Soi Cheang and Johnnie To have crafted a wickedly fresh little thriller here that shows the Hong Kong cinema has more tricks up its sleeve and continues to produce gems like this on a yearly basis; oddly enough Johnnie To tends to be involved in most of these titles! He’s like a one-man hit factory that continuous to impress at a staggering rate. For those disenfranchised by some of Hong Kong’s recent output, you owe it to yourself to check this out.

There’s no UK release as yet, but you can buy the Hong Kong DVD here.

Beautiful (2008)

Kim Ki-duk has always shown a questionable attitude towards women in his movies, which tends to be blown way out or proportion with the majority of his critics; seeing as men are portrayed in a worse light in the films that are blasted as misogynistic. However, he seems to have out Kim Ki-duk’d himself with Beautiful, a film so bleak and misanthropic that it’ll leave most viewers as suicidal and depressed as the characters within the film! It’s also one of the finest slices of idiosyncratic cinema to come out of South Korea since Kim’s Bad Guy.

Eun-yeong (Cha Soo-yeon) is haunted by her beauty, men can’t resist her and woman won’t trust her. The unwanted attention she receives from men reaches it fever-pitch with Seong-min (Kim Min-soo), a stalker who can not control himself around her and violently attacks and rapes her when she refuses his flowers. Destroyed after the incident, Eun-yeong tries to ruin her looks by gouging out on junk food in a bid to become ugly. When this doesn’t work she changes tact and refuses to eat and doesn’t stop working out, eventually forcing anorexia and bulimia upon herself. A policeman, Eun-cheol (Lee Chun-hee), watches as this woman slips further down a spiral of self destruction and eventually becomes obsessed with her.  As her behaviour becomes increasingly more erratic and violent, he decides to take action.

As you can tell from the premise, not much happiness abounds in Beautiful and it’s a better film for it. Not many films are this hell-bent on destroying its audience. This rivals Kim’s previous effort like Bad Guy, Address Unknown and The Isle in the nihilism stakes but also manages to be thoroughly engaging; especially with the performance turned in by lead actress Cha Soo-yeon, which is truly devastating. Lee Chun-hee also proves a quality counter for Cha, whose mental deterioration isn’t as devastating but is equally as disquieting. As the finale once it arrives, it’s a triple-whammy of gut punches that will shock, astound and have you applauding for the sheer balls of the filmmakers or will leave you completely ruined and in need of a hard drink.

This brazen style of filmmaking is what attracted me to Kim Ki-duk, and it’s been lacking in his movies since The Bow. It’s great to see other filmmakers tackling his material and when a talent as bold as Jeon Jae-hong is behind the camera; it’s a privilege to watch the film, and characters, unfold regardless of how dark the film gets. This is cinema at its bleakest, this doesn’t mean its unwatchable but it certainly powerful enough to leave you haunted after watching, those in a frail state of mind should avoid this like the plague until they’re ready to go where the film dares to take them. It’s not a pretty ride, but it’s a journey well worth takind and Jeon Jae-hong just might be the new infant terrible for South Korean cinema, I hope he gets the chance to follow-up on the overflowing potential he shows here.

Unfortunately Beautiful does not yet have a UK release.

Modern Masterpieces #3: Happy End (2000)

I’ve been championing Jeong Ji-woo’s phenomenal film, Happy End, for sometime now (See an old review here) and it’s, tragically, still an underappreciated classic waiting for discovery. Granted, I’ve not sold my girlfriend into the sex industry in order to fund this films release outside of Asia (sorry folks), and as of writing Happy End still hasn't been picked up for UK distribution! With labels folding left right and centre after releasing any schlock to come form the orient with some blood and maybe some nudity, to think that Happy End remains elusive is starting to prove insulting.

Not only is it one of the finest movies of the past decade, but also one of the key films in the Korean new-wave movement which started to emerge in the late 90’s. It stars some of South Korea’s biggest names, with instant recognition for both Oldboy’s Choi Min-sik and prestigious actress, and Cannes-winner, Jeon Do-yeon (The Housemaid) in early, but career launching, roles as the husband and wife of the story. Mo Ju-jin is also no stranger to fans of Korean cinema, with his roles in art-house fare like Kim Ki-duk’s Real Fiction and blockbusters like Musa: The Warrior rounding out the main cast and giving his best performance to date here.

Bo-ra (Jeon) is having an affair with college sweetheart, Kim (Mo). Her relationship with husband Seo (Choi) is lifeless, seemingly in existence to provide for their new born daughter. Seo becomes aware of his wife’s infidelity but is contempt with the situation; as long as they stay together and raise their child he’s willing to turn the other cheek. However an unfortunate accident leaves the infant hospitalised and this infuriates Seo, as a result he becomes determined on putting an end to his wife’s affair.

What elevates Happy End out of your typical melodrama tedium is the superb, scratch that, it’s the exquisite characterisation found within the script and the performers willing to launch body and soul into their respective roles. Normal melodrama is a chore to sit through, with directors relying on over the top incidents and awful musical cues to provoke the desired reaction the story cannot delivery organically. However, with Happy End Jeong Ji-woo doesn’t need to rely on external elements to provoke his desired reaction form the audience; the story development is of such a standard that you understand all three characters and can understand why they act the way they do: be it Bo-ra’s desire for passion, Kim’s infatuation or Seo’s belief in family unity. You will not agree with their actions at times, but you’ll understand the reasons behind them; which is what makes the film all the more horrific as the film careens towards its devastating finale.

With a market that has been flooded by all sorts of trash from the Far East, it remains a mystery that such a bold, daring, and genuinely fantastic, film such as Happy End remains the elusive omission for fans of well developed adult material. Despite the films success at the 2000 Cannes film festival and the stars this films boasts, it’s frankly baffling why this remains without distribution here in the United Kingdom: fingers need pulling from rectal cavities and Happy End deserves to find its British audience.

Unfortunately Happy End does not yet have a UK release.

This Is War (Severe Clear- 2009)

Ever since Apocalypse Now shattered ever known fibre of the war genre in1979, war movies have tended to portray war in a negative light. Gone were the days of war heroes standing tall for their country and destroying the foreign enemy that were out to take all that was good with their homes. Granted, the sheer fuck-up that was the Vietnam War played the biggest part in this cinematic shift and its affects are still felt to this day. Films like The Longest Day, where huge actors played good-hearted solders, were soon replaced by the younger, more violent, and certainly more prone to rape, breed of solder as seen in films like Casualties of War and Platoon.

This Is War however, offers us a mixture of both the old and the new with the added twist of being a documentary... of sorts. Here we have real soldiers fighting in real situations. They are violent young men hyped-up on government spin believing they are fighting the good fight. They are simply doing what is ordered of them. It’s an attitude so rife in Hollywood war movies of old; they are fighting to protect family and friends from those evil foreigners who threaten their homes. Yet they enjoy the slaughter and destruction of their enemy with an uncomfortable, disturbing glee.

Mike Scotti joined the army after a classmate was killed during the 9/11 attacks on New York. He was called up for the invasion of Iraq and shot hours and hours of footage; from the mundane routine and boredom of the road leading to the invasion, on to the paranoia and fear that mounted as they began their mission and the inevitable bloodshed that ensued. It’s a disturbing experience being this close to war, but it’s what also gives the film its power. Some scenes will be too graphic for some viewers, one scene in particular is incredibly hard to watch, but for those with a strong stomach this will be required viewing.

Where is fits in with modern war films that followed in the wake of Apocalypse Now is in its honesty. We see what shitty equipment these people have to rely on to defend themselves and each other. We see the disorder of the missions; no one seems to understand what they have to do, except find weapons of mass destruction that simply do not turn up. It also comes across undoubtedly, and this is where it fits in with the Hollywood mythic, is that these men love their country, that’s why they are there and it’s why they fight. Yet as time goes on and they become numb to the destruction lays an addiction to the chaos and their bond as marines. It’s been said that war is the ultimate drug, and this certainly proves that a lot of these men do become addicted to combat, not just for the rush of risking their lives; but for the need to protect those around them: To be needed.

This Is War is an in your-face experience that ranks as one of the finest example of war cinema since Gunners Palace. It’s disturbing, troubling and oddly entertaining to see these men have so much fun in such a hellish environment, believing they’re doing the right thing, even though their belief slowly starts to fade away from them as time goes on. It’s this honesty and sincerity that makes it such compulsive viewing. Highly recommended.

This Is War is available to buy on DVD from October 4th from Momentum Pictures.

Modern Masterpieces #2: Gone Baby Gone (2007)

When you think of talented actors turned directors who do you think of? Clint Easwood? Definitely. Sean Penn? Sure. Dennis Hopper? Love him! Tim Robbins? Oh yes! Ben Affleck? Erm… Ben ‘you’re the bomb in Phantoms’ Affleck? Granted it may be too soon to bracket the lad as a great director, but if his debut Gone Baby Gone is a sign of his abilities then there is a talent here waiting to explode. Having already established himself as a Oscar-quality writer with Good Will Hunting, it took him a decade to write again. It was a frenzied decade with, critically panned, box office successes and the infamous ‘Beniffer’ period that gave us Gigli… there was also Surviving Christmas… ouch.

Now, I’m a fan of Affleck the actor, more so his 90’s output with Kevin Smith than his blockbuster movies that’s he’s better known for and who doesn’t love the magic of Good Will Hunting? But I didn’t know what to expect from him as a director, who would he have been influenced most by during his career? Would it be pal Kevin Smith, the reflectiveness of Gus Van Sant? or the more gun-ho aesthetics of Michael Bay? It seems to me neither, but more so his encounter with workmen directors such as Joe Chappelle and Allen Coulter, whose work on HBO’s The Wire and The Sopranos are sterling, that have influenced him most as a director. And for which, all should cheer.

Casey Affleck plays Patrick Mackenzie, a private investigator who works with his girlfriend and business partner, Angie (Michelle Monaghan). When they see a local news report regarding the disappearance of 8 year-old Amanda McCready their heart goes out to her mother, Helene (Amy Ryan). Soon after they are visited by Amanda’s aunt and uncle who ask them to help the police with the investigation; hesitant at first, they eventually agree to aide the police; much to the annoyance of the detectives assigned to the case. As the investigation progresses, secrets that should have been buried are revealed and Patrick and Angie find themselves way in over their heads as their relationship is stretched to breaking point and their lives are thrown into jeopardy as they descend into a hellish nightmare and humanities dark underbelly.

With Gone Baby Gone, Ben Affleck has delivered a brilliant mystery thriller and one of modern cinema’s finest noirs. It may not be trench coat, fedora and rain-soaked alleyway noir that people normally associate with the genre but the core staples of distrust, betrayal and abuse of power are rampant throughout the film. It’s this dark streak that binds the film that impresses most, Affleck isn’t afraid of alienating his audience by showing us the darkest side of human nature in all its morbid glory and having his characters carry out despicable acts all in the name of ‘doing the right thing’.

This selfishness that runs riff through the film could further alienate audiences, if it weren’t for the incredible cast Affleck has assembled. Little brother Casey really shows his worth here, shedding his younger image that saw him in cheese like Soul Survivors and American Pie and revealing a true acting talent in the making. Amy Ryan gives an Oscar nominated performance as Helene McCready, it’s a role that relies on an actress of exceptional talent and luckily Ryan is just that – exceptional. To single out a performance is impossible however, each character is as memorable as the next and the people playing them deliver their best; which shows that Ben Affleck is not just a great writer, but also a promising director to watch. The confidence he displays over every facet of the film here is impressive and makes you wonder how good he’ll be once he has a few more films under his belt?

Gone Baby Gone was unfortunate, due to the nature of the film the last thing distributors were going to do is release movie about child abduction while the United Kingdom is in disarray over the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. The film was in full PR swing when the news of the abduction hit, which resulted in all subsequent promotion of the film stopping immediately. The film was then delayed and quickly released months later with no hype or promotion to go with it, as such the film failed to make an impact at the box-office. It was also overlooked come Oscar season, but it remains one of the most powerful directorial debuts of the last decade.

Gone Baby Gone is available to buy on Blu-ray and DVD now!

The Housemaid (2010)

Im Sang-soo is no stranger to controversy in his native South Korea. With films like Tears and The Presidents Last Bang landing the director in hot water for their depiction of teenage sexuality (Tears) and a blasting depiction of Politicians (Presidents Last Bang). So you can rely on the man for shock value, as well his strong visual style of story telling. With his latest release The Housemaid, he’s produced the most sexually explicit mainstream film to have come out of his homeland…

Eun Yi (Jeon Do-yeon), is hired as a nanny/maid for a disgustingly rich family who are expecting twins. The mother (Seo Woo) is due to deliver within weeks of Eun Yi’s employment so Eun Yi takes care of their first born, Nami (Ahn Seo-hyeon) while the mother worries about her figure. The husband (Lee Jeong-jae) is smitten by the new maid and it isn’t long before he’s moving in on her. An affair is sparked and when news that Eun Yi is pregnant breaks, it threatens to not just destroy their relationship, but will affect all of those within the household.

The first thing that grabs the viewers’ attention is Im Sang-soo’s glorious visual style. Each frame is a composition to be marvelled, a shot as simple as a man in a hallway has never, and should never look as beautiful – decadent in fact – as it does here. Each frame is a loving composition that leaves the viewer in awe. You could say that Sang-soo is using these exquisite visuals to hide the films flaws, which is a valid point as the film does have its issues with its rushed finale; but the visuals are essential to the film not just for aesthetics, but it helps us fall in love with the world that Eun-yi herself becomes infatuated with.

The Housemaid is a slow-burner, very little actually happens, its narrative progression is through dialogue and not set-pieces. Character actions are witnessed, but the consequences for these actions are escalated through dialogue driven confrontations which gradually builds and builds until the film literally explodes in the finale. This is the films biggest flaw, the pay-off is built-up throughout the film, yet the finale does come across as rushed. It’s the only flaw the film has, but if you’re caught up in the movies spell, which is hard not to be, it’s forgivable but others may be left disappointed.

The actors are all on form here, with Jeon Do-yeon giving a no-holds barred performance that has seen her rightly rewarded with various accolades on the festival circuit. Lee Jeong-jae also delivers a fantastic performance as a man who has it all and believes he’s entitled to everything within his household regardless of others feelings; he’s a detestable fella, yet his charisma is hard to deny; witness his Patrick Bateman-esque sexual prowess and try and hold a grudge against him.

The Housemaid may not be the masterpiece the original 1960’s version is, but as an erotic thriller the film ranks as one of the genre’s finest. A movie that is truly titillating and thrilling, the film excels with its visual-seduction as the characters sweat the screen up. It may be too slow for most, but for those with patience and appreciation for beautiful compositions and a sold story, there is plenty here to appreciate. It’s bold film and one of South Korea’s best of 2010.

You can buy the Korean DVD for The Housemaid here.